by Psychic Mystic Madam Misty(Murky) Merkel
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I'm finally back home again. I've been out of it for the last few days but, now I'm back on Earth again. You see a couple of days ago this horrific tornado rolled through my trailer park lifting up every single trailer from its tie-downs. Now, the thing about Michigan tornados is that they are not very wide and don't spin very fast but, they stretch way up into the sky all the way to outer-space.
So anyway, this tornado comes right through the trailer park and picks up every single trailer and spins them all the way up to the space station. My trailer even smacked into the space station and I lost an old TV antenna. It din’s work anyway but, it's going to take more than a couple of spacewalks to repair the damage the antenna did to the station.
I know a lot of people are probably asking how anyone could survive in space in an old trailer but you know what, these old trailers are pretty air tight. I did have to close off the vent on my wood-stove but, once the vent was closed I was relatively safe from the vacuum of space.
The constant spinning was a bit annoying but, it did create an artificial gravity field so that kept me from floating all over the place.
I count myself as being lucky because I had an emergency stock of Jimmy's Hard Mud Cider to drink. The cider helped to steady the ride and made the touchdown of my trailer back on planet earth feel as gentle as a snowmobile falling off a cliff into a snowbank.
I’m not sure if I hit my head or if it was the hard cider but, I slept on the floor for a couple of days. When I looked outside I found that I had landed in the exact spot that my trailer had been sitting before the tornado. What luck. I just hope my old trailer didn’t mess up the International Space Station too much.
I don’t have a lot of predictions for this month. My head is still spinning from my ride up into outer space. I do think that there will be a close encounter with a comet somewhere in this solar system. I also predict warm weather in the tropics and as almost always, Northern Michigan will be cold.