by Psychic Mystic Madam Misty(Murky) Merkel
Associate Contributor
Psychic News Nuts
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I'm finally back home again. I've been out of it for the last few days
but, now I'm back on Earth again.
You see a couple of days ago this horrific tornado rolled through my
trailer park lifting up every single trailer from its tie-downs. Now, the thing about Michigan tornados is
that they are not very wide and don't spin very fast but, they stretch way up
into the sky all the way to outer-space.
So anyway, this tornado comes right through the
trailer park and picks up every single trailer and spins them all the way up to
the space station. My trailer even
smacked into the space station and I lost an old TV antenna. It din’s work anyway but, it's going to take
more than a couple of spacewalks to repair the damage the antenna did to the station.
I know a lot of people are probably asking how
anyone could survive in space in an old trailer but you know what, these old
trailers are pretty air tight. I did
have to close off the vent on my wood-stove but, once the vent was closed I was
relatively safe from the vacuum of space.
The constant spinning was a bit annoying but, it
did create an artificial gravity field so that kept me from floating all over
the place.
I count myself as being lucky because I had an
emergency stock of Jimmy's Hard Mud Cider to drink. The cider helped to steady the ride and made
the touchdown of my trailer back on planet earth feel as gentle as a snowmobile
falling off a cliff into a snowbank.
I’m not sure if I hit my head or if it was the
hard cider but, I slept on the floor for a couple of days. When I looked outside I found that I had
landed in the exact spot that my trailer had been sitting before the
tornado. What luck. I just hope my old trailer didn’t mess up the
International Space Station too much.
I don’t have a lot of predictions for this
month. My head is still spinning from my
ride up into outer space. I do think
that there will be a close encounter with a comet somewhere in this solar
system. I also predict warm weather in
the tropics and as almost always, Northern Michigan will be cold.
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