Prediction
ELECTION 2022
By Psychic Madam Mystic
Misty Murky Merkel
Well, every four years there is a very important election to decide who will be in charge of how we live. Of course, I'm referring to the election of our next trailer park association president. This year we have Ronnie Doorstop of the Old Farts Party vs. Johnny Twotoes of the Young Turds Party. As the names imply, my trailer park is divided politically between the old and the young.
Young people want things like the office soda pop machine being kept full, so they can party all night. There is a liquor Store at the end of the trailer park, but why walk way over there if you have your main drink and just need a pop for a mix.
The old people want curbside garbage pickup. We already have a river at the end of the park where you can dump your trash for free, but as you age that walk seems to get longer and longer.
This election will determine the standard of living for everyone in the Park. There are just over 180 trailers in the park and nearly half are listed as non-rented because they are condemned. Of course the condemned trailers are all occupied by squatters and squatters are allowed to vote. I'm o.k. with that, but some residents are a little hostile.
I've done a squat myself a few times. Once when I was married, my husband and I moved into this beautiful mansion that he said he had rented for eleven months. Well, the owners came back early and our squat ended with 39 days of incarceration.
My ex got an extra ten days because I turned and testified against him, and I laid it on really thick. I told the judge how my hubby was always lying to me, including legally renting the mansion. Before we were married, he told me he had a good job, but after we got hitched, all he did was drink and lay around watching Dr. Oz all day. Then at night, he peed to bed.
Back to my election prediction. Using all of my psychotic powers, I'm predicting the Young Turds will really turn out this time and Johnny Twotoes will be our next trailer park association President.
Oh, and I could be wrong, but I think Democrats will do very well, but Republicans may have a couple of unimagined wins.
