By Mike Collin
When I found out there was going to be a new Transformers movie, don't tell anyone but, I wet myself. This movie I predict, will be an outstanding mega hit this summer. I just wish my brother hadn't sold my Optimus Prime action figure on EBay.
I predict that all the great babes in Hollywood will go to see this movie including, my brother Tim's favorite classic dish, Sirgorney Weaver. Tim was really moved by the movie "Alien" when he was six years old. Since then, he hasn't missed any alien movies including the one with the new really cute alien hunting chick in it called "Alien VS Predator". Everyone digs an alien hunting chick. They make all us guys feel safe.
My mind kind of draws a blank when trying to foretell how much money this movie is going to make but, I'm holding Madam Misty's Petoskey stone and it is giving me vibes like the movie is going to make over a million dollars. You can quote me on that. By the way, I'm taking over for Madam Misty for a couple of days while she visits her sisters Twisty and Christy.
I predict the summer is going to be really hot but, not as hot as the new Transformer movie. I wonder what happened to my Megatron action figure? I bet my brother sold that one too.
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