I'M NOT REMOTELY HUMAN PART II

 A while back I got my DNA tested by some genealogy outfit. Well, low and behold these two secret agents Code named Boris and Natasha showed up.and told me my DNA test turned up negative.  In short, I did not have DNA and I was a space alien from outer space.  They suggested that my psychic abilities exist because I'm not even remotely human, or animal, plant,  bacteria, or even a virus.