I am getting really sick to death of people saying the world is going to end on such and such a date. I’m a gosh darn psychic and I have a license yet, I am not predicting the end of the world. I consort daily with all sorts of ghosts, demons and other hobgoblins yet none of them tell me that the world is going to end anytime soon. I can assure you that if anything were going to happen those chatty Cathy’s from beyond the grave would be screaming it as loud as they could into my one good ear.
I acknowledge that some very bad things will happen in the future. And, for some those tragedies will be the end of their world on this planet. However, the earth itself will continue on and people will continue to beget and begot each other until the planet is so full of people that maybe some of them will be either moved off-world or end up as a new flavor of mystery meat jerky.
By the way, I happen to be the new spokesperson for Mystery Meat Jerky so please buy the product and tell them that Madam Mistress Misty Merkel sent you. I need a new refrigerator so I'm hoping that this gig makes me some quick bucks or else I'm predicting the end of the world for my frozen meat loaf.
CLOSING TIME
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I'm afraid the universe is on it's last call,
Soon the universe will be nothing at all,
It's not yet, even May,
But, what should I say,
I'm ordering my drink...
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