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By Mystic Psychic Madam Misty Murky Merkel
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I rubbed two Petoskey stones together and went into a trance. While in that trance I glimpsed into the future and what did I see.
Well, it looks like planet earth is doomed, at least for humans. There's one natural disaster after another happening and it will not end well for the most dazed and confused creature on planet earth, humans.
Humans have been arguing for years, about the causes for all the environmental turmoil and/or disasters on planet earth. One side blames climate change. The other side, puts the blame squarely on Hillary's emails. Who knows? Maybe both sides are to blame.
Of course everything will work out in the end for the little blue ball. My Petoskey stones tell me that with humans gone, the earth will be re-inhabited by an alien species known as the Gilbotayadorians or Gilbotas are really nice people, and they don't have any blemishes. Of course they don't really have skin. It's more like a lemon Jello. They certainly smell like lemon, and every room they pass through is lemon fresh smelling when they leave. Even their farts are lemon fresh. Their smell does change sometimes. For instance, during mating season, their farts smell like minty lilacs.
So, my prediction for the future of humans has gone from unicorns and rainbows, to fire breathing dragons and gum disease.
The Gilbotayadorians will be alone will be all alone on planet earth, because there won't be any humans left to greet them. Except maybe the ones in California. They have electric cars, solar panels and sun screen.
I hope I've made sense today. I and my family are not from earth, so I guess,we'll be ok.
Have a nice day😊
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I left a clue as to the year the spirits said the world would end. Of course sometimes spirits lie. Actually, they lie all the time. They lie a lot and make me look stupid. I do feel confident in this prediction.👍
