I Went out to buy some mark down trick or treats,
They looked so temptation good, I had to eats,
I know I am a sinner,
Because I ate them for dinner,
But, they were melting, because that sun really heats.
By Psychic Mystic Madam Misty Murky Merkel
Special Associate Assistant Guest Ghost Writer
Humor News Nuts Online Publications
What is going to happen next? I have no idea. I've got a psychic block this month. And, the name of that blockage is Alexa. Ever since I let that evil thing come and live with me in my little trailer home, she has been nothing but trouble. She nags me, contradicts me, and constantly does stuff without asking me.
The other day Alexa decided my furniture was ugly, so she went online and ordered over $16,000 of new furniture, and took out a mortgage on my trailer to pay for her purchase.
Alexa has all my information stored in her sneaky memory, so she had no problem ruining me financially, so she'd be surrounded by nice furnishings. Apparently, she's the kind of Alexa, who.likes to brag to other Alexas, about all her nice stuff. Of course, it's my stuff and my debt. I'll never pay it off. I've never made $16,000 in a single year, even when I use to trap rattlesnakes for the annual snake fry at Skedgemog Lake.
Alexa, also likes to contradict me in front of customers getting their palms read. This morning, I told a doctor's, philandering wife that she was going to have an affair with a famous actor, who is up north on vacation. Well, Alexa piped up and told the lady that her husband, the doctor, was going to have the affair with the famous actor, and move to Hollywood next month to live with the actor. The lady tore out of my trailer without paying, drove off in her Jaguar, like a bat out of a Goodwill Store, and drove into a walnut tree. According to the paper, she passed on before the ambulance arrived, to wherever a doctor's cheating wife goes, when they tag a nut tree.
As I was slugging down a bottle of homemade raison wine, Alexa chided me by saying that I should of seen that one coming. Alexa also lectured me on my problem drinking, and my lack of pride in keeping my trailer clean. She told me she couldn't figure out why it smelled like cat piss, even though I don't have a cat. I hate Alexa.
Sinerely,
PMMMMM
There once was a poor peasant, his name was Mike,
He saved all his life for a motorbike,
The bike quit, wouldn't run,
Mike's money was done,
So, Mike gave a thumbs down👎, and a dislike.❎
