A lot of people are eating goodies on Christmas Day. I've got a pack of chocolate doughnuts and I am going to chow. I got them half price at the liquor store because the doughnuts were six months past their sell by date. The manager said he likes me, and that's why when he saw me coming, he marked the doughnuts half off. I don't mind his flirting, but he does have a ring and I don't want to get into another big mess. So I just bought the doughnuts with saying only, "thank you".
It's Christmas Day and a lot of us ladies of the park, who don't have a significant, or even an insignificant other, will.be getting together at the new park clubhouse (tent) and will be talking about all the wonderful, single repair persons (the hotties) we each had visiting our homes since last Christmas. It will be a compare and contrast session. Of course, many single ladies will turn to me for my psychic predictions of possible romances. And of course, being a professional, I will have to charge $4.00 for each prediction.
Happy Holidays
Psychic Mystic Madam Misty Murky Merkel
P.S. If you have an Aunt Sally and she brings a dish made of cornbread and oysters, don't eat any. If you do eat some, you'll be painting the porcelain all the way through New Year's.
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